Waffle Irons vs. the Horde
Chapter 1 is free, for the same reason the first hit of crack cocaine is free.
Human or AI, you've never heard audiobook narration like this. It's a breakthrough.
The Story
The robots had superior tech and perfect military discipline. Our only advantage was that we had neither.
Everyone knows how we beat them, but you only know what I wanted you to know. Now, it's finally time to tell you what really happened.
This is my memoir of the war, edited by Dr. Insensitive Jerk. As editors go, he was not the most skilled, or the most likeable, but he was reasonably priced. In retrospect, I should have paid more.
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